“WHAT’S THIS ?. FOR HIRE OF TABLES AND CHAIRS, USE OF HALL AND LIVE DANCE SHOW ……$450.50 PLUS GST.
…….REGARDS JACK HIGH, ENTERTAINMENT MANAGER, SEAFORTH BOWLING CLUB. FUCK ME DEAD !
AFTER THE DAY OF INFAMY, MUSIC AND NO GOOD BOYO TURN ON A HAWAIIAN NIGHT TO PROVE THE TABLES AND CHAIRS WEREN’T SUNK.
After closely scrutinising the tables and chairs and the Hash Waggon, and only when reassured all was there that wasn’t there last week, a shambolic looking pack shuffled slowly along the foreshores of the Narrabeen Lakes, before being sent on their way to tackle what Merde Encore, the Stand-in-Trail Master, described as a Wally..Wally..Grout Run. Seeing that the majority have a short term memory deficit, M.E’s sarcastic comments fell on deaf ears, because the lug holes were failing also. Giving the Sports and Reaction Centre a wide berth, the Pack headed for the hills above the Centre. With the Runners heading off for a stroll in Philthy’s Playground.
It was a rough, tough climb for some, so that the Pack rapidly became spread out. Although it was largely ankle-breaking territory, the fire trails were wide and the Run well marked. Once the top was reached, the Trail plunged into the Bush leading to a precipitous drop which brought the Pack to a grinding halt. They delicately and tortuously negotiated the sheer drop before hitting the home trail, once again skirting the Narrabeen lakes. Gone Slow was amongst the few, only a very few who undertook a short cut swim to the Bucket.
The OnOn feature marinated pork chops. Some of the poor old porkers had led a hard, tough life but the Potato Salad was at least pleasant and fill up the holes.
IN ANTICIPATION OF NEXT WEEK’S RUN AND SUBSEQUENT RUNS, YOUR INNOVATIVE, FORWARD LOOKING COMMITTEE LED BY OUR ESTEEMED PRESIDENT, ABSOLUTELY LAST CHANCE LOUIE, HAS ONCE AGAIN DEMONSTRATED THAT THE POSH HASH IS INDEED EGALITARIAN WITH AN ON SITE SURVEY CONCERNING NEXT WEEK’S RUN.
At the On On last Monday, your Committee moving subtly and discretely around Hash Members, and subsequently compiled the following Survey regarding Next Week’s Run.
SIR LOIN AND CHANGI AT BARNETTS ROAD, BEROWA
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IT IS LIKELY A FUCK-UP WILL OCCUR………….…………………………………6
IT IS DEFINITE A FUCK-UP WILL OCCUR……………………..………………….10
WILL ONLY ATTEND THE ON ON AND GRIPE AND MOAN……………………. 4
WON’T COME AT ALL AND GRIPE AND MOAN………………………………… 3
WILL PICK ON SOME ONE INNOCENT TO BLAME………………………………..1
DON’T KNOW. CAN’T SAY. FUCK OFF AND STOP BOTHERING ME…………..7
NOT INTERESTED. NEVER READ THE HASH CIRCULAR……………………NIL