Hares: Pheasant Plucker and Pheasant Fucker
Where: Walter st. Bayview Heights
Google Earth : Run 2277, 27 mins
Run: Confusion
Due to that funny as fuck journo, Bwana Matata being suspended we revert back to the boring run report of yester year that no one reads.
Any way a good size pack gathered including some notable Moochers, King Arthur and San Francisco. Seems if you have a Moocher mate setting the run they turn up. Can we have volunteers to join the Moochers so we can get them along every week? I could see a looming problem when Grape the TM was seen looking at a Google scan upside down trying to work out were the run goes, obviously hadn’t done a reccee, lazy bludger. The pack headed off into the boosh , a short On Back after about 150 meters brought the pack to a standstill. LCL now leading bolted off and after 300 odd meters came running back, claiming On Back, which sent the pack off onto one of myriad of tracks in the area. Then the CO Hare Pheasant fucker was sited running back along the trail which LCL had just vacated. The TM now head in map totally confused follows on to investigate calling ON ON. After finding the ON Back and with the aid of his trail marking magnifying glass finds the smallest arrow ever on a new trail. Shortly the trail does a parallel loop, which creates total confusion. Hashman lived up to their reputation of leaving their brains behind on a Monday night were everywhere. From any point one could see runners on three different trails all yelling “are we, are we”. With the whole pack, still together off on the right trail and the TM shaking his head we run into Pheasant Fucker again calling the pack back to a check back that the front runners had already found and moved on. The rest of the run was more “are we, are we “, the front runners hitting the bucket in 27 minutes, a new record. The views were fantastic; the run gets one of the summer run awards for the year, you choose.
Due to wet weather contingency the On ON was at the Terry Hills Tavern. Nothing to report as nothing happened, not even a down down or a joke.
On ON
Pics Thanks to Tic Toc
Next Week’s Run
Run 2278 – 21st Feb, 2011
Hare: Cinders & Salt Peter
Location: Netball courts at the end of Canoon Road, South Turramurra, NSW
On On: BBQ’d Steaks, Onions, Salad On site Under the Stars. (Rain, Hail or Shine)
Form: This week’s hares both come with a history. One to be on. Long run last start.