Something’s Fishy…Centreprawn & Whitebait, up to their gills in Garigal.
Gentlemen I received this report and a copy of one of last Mondays jokes. If you did not receive it I have made a copied for you all and it appears below.Regards
Google Earth : Run 2280
Hares White Shit and Centrepoint assisted by Calici & Yakity
Bedlam & Mayhem @ Belrose5
Minutes into the run it was apparent to all but blind Freddy that we were on a trail as well used as a second hand condom. There we were on Calici and Yakaty‟s run from last week who laid their trail on top of the North Shore Wanderers run. To add insult to injury Yakity‟s uses the same run for his mates in the Northern Beaches on the Sunday, so we were treated a quadruple dose of markings and various coloured chalk and toilet paper but in directions of contra rotating circles. Even the dumbest mathematician in the hash could calculate that at least 4 fucking hash runs in less than one week apart had been set and run on exactly the same trail. A true recipe for a “Fuck Up Number One”.
The Trail Master ATB running all over the trail like a blue assed fly trying to ensure we weren’t out for the night was unable to get down to the cascades for the second time to change the direction of the arrows before a lot of the pack ended up attempting a second trip around the course.
The four hares have been nominated for the “Fuck Up Award of the year” and most probably the Decade. The Trail Master giving two extra points to WS and CP for finding a great bush track home. Those SCB’S who failed to stay on this trail found them in a leaking sewer pit bog, it does not pay to short cut. The trail master ATB led by recently demoted back to Major Disaster from general appeared out of the dark at about 8:00 pm.
In spite of the multiple trail marking fuckups, it was great hashing country and we should savour these with the winter runs soon to start.
The On-On at Mackerel
The Hares did however earn back a few Brownie points by taking us all to the local Fish joint where we were served with Grilled Not Battered Fish and chips and salad with loads of garlic all of better quality than might be expected.
The President then inducted a new member but the proposed names went down like a lead balloon and calls are now on to think of an appropriate name for this new hashman Arthur who some wanted to call him Queen Guinevere. I thought Poofters weren’t allowed in the hash.
I understand Next Week’s Run, is at Manly Dam set buy Muff & Polish Joke. Let’s hope the run is no joke and the tucker at the Honolulu Grill isn’t the left over’s of one of Muffs dives. On On at 93-96 North Steyne Rd Manly